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 Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:09 am Post subject: teacher jokes |
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Teacher:Aisi konsi cheese hai jo moo main nahi li jasakti
Student: Jalta hua BULB
Teacher: Woh kaise?
Student: kionki kal raat ko mummi papa ko keh rahi thi ke pehle bulb
bujao phir moo me loongi! 
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English period,
boy : "Teacher mujhe susu aa rahi hai."
Teacher :say it in English
boy :i want to go toilet
Teacher :ok go and do so .
hindi period
boy :i want to go toilet
teacher : hindi me bolo
boy : "Teacher mujhe susu aa rahi hai."
teacher : thik hai jao
Music period,
boy :"teacher for me susu is coming. (both hindi and english)
Teacher : "ghha ke sunao".
boy :"Ai RE ai re zor se susu ai re.
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Teacher : Write your best friend's name in English.
student: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
student: His name is Sundar Lal Chadda |
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elianna
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:50 am Post subject: Land of OZ |
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Land of OZ
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.
"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:
"I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage."
"No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain."
"Done" says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the Great Wizard?"
Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I
need a heart."
"I've heard it's true" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY!?"
And Willie replies - "Is Dorothy around?"
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Hi all...
All three are very nice jokes.
Please post more such joke if you have because i really enjoying it.
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