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Q:Mard ko buri nazar kyon nahi lagti?
A:Kyonki Uparwale ne use Do nimbu aur ek mirchi permanently
baand kar di hai.
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MEN went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
Somebody asked - BABA aapko chain nahin hai kya?
REPLY: - hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi

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In a party a lady wanted to go to a toilet, so
she asked , "PAPEJI, PESHAB KARNE KI JAGAH DIKHAO."
THURKY: "Oye, pehle tu dikha!"

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Once a sadhu went to a prostitute and after completing,
while leaving
prostitute asked 'baba, Paise.'
Baba replied : 'Hut Pagli tujhse paise thodi loonga.

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Ek aadmi ne dusre aadmi se poocha: Vote kisko diya???
Dusra aadmi: Sonia ko, lekin is baar maja nahi aaya.
Pehla aadmi: Kyo??
Dusra aadmi: Pehle daalne dete the,
abi sirf dabane dete hai

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A man was urinating beside a car.
A Foreigner said to him "APKE YAHAN POLISH NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"

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What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!