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RE: doctor sahab

stevetamis0 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:32:25 GMT

Hi..
Cool one...

RE: teacher jokes

michaelclark — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:45:11 GMT

Hi all...

All three are very nice jokes.
Please post more such joke if you have because i really enjoying it.

RE: Kajarare.kajarare

michaelclark — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:42:27 GMT

Hi admin..
Nice photo and also as per the post.
Go ahead if you have more such...

RE: doctor sahab

wristbandsnow — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:14:54 GMT

May be : Dil To Pagal Hai. Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai. The whole world appears as: Dushman. But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha.

RE: hindi sexy jokes

lipoflorida — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:56:54 GMT

Doston se karo pyar itna ki,
or pyar karne ki gunjaish na rahe,
woh muskurade humein dekhkar ek baar,
k zndagi sr phir koi khwahish na rahe.

RE: teacher jokes

elianna — Thu, 07 May 2009 11:50:03 GMT

Land of OZ

The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:
"I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage."

"No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain."
"Done" says the Wizard.

"Who comes next before the Great Wizard?"
Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I
need a heart."

"I've heard it's true" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY!?"

And Willie replies - "Is Dorothy around?"

RE: lovers jokes

linoaqui2 — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 10:55:05 GMT

GIRL : Say you love me!
BOY : ok i love you

by:
Ka-Blogs

RE: hindi sexy jokes

Nikimathew — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:19:43 GMT

Desi Masala is a moderated list for the lovers of Indian fun stuff like humor, movies, cricket, music, shayaris and lots more. All the materials from this group are distributed in Hindi and/or English without regard to sex, gender, race, cast, creed, religion bhabhi etc.
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RE: Top Ten Reasons Why GOD Created Eve

-admin- — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:23:38 GMT

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10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

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5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

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3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

And finally, the #1 reason why God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"

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Top Ten Reasons Why GOD Created Eve

-admin- — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:23:21 GMT

Top Ten Reasons Why GOD Created Eve